Romance Novelists
Circle I Limbo

Serious Bicyclists on Two-Lane Highways
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Kiddie Pageant Organizers
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Anne Geddes
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Confederate Flag-Wavers, George Bush
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Fundamentalist Christians
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Ann Coulter
Circle VII Burning Sands

Thomas Kinkade
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

The Pathologically Cheerful
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell