January 16, 2002-8:57 a.m. Attention: Gods of Spam! I am not interested in your tantalizing offers of Viagra online. I have no use for Viagra in my life at this juncture. I also am not interested/would never use a pill that will make my penis 2 to 3 inches longer. If I did, in fact, possess a penis, the fact that I also possess breasts would in all likelihood lead me to want minimize my penis. I'm just guessing here since of course I've never possessed a penis. It could be that if I had one, I would want to increase its size. The point I was trying to make here is that I DON'T have a penis so I would not need/want your product. **Disclaimer: All characters in this diary are fictional. Any resemblance to actual people living or dead, real or imagined, is purely coincidental and unintentional.** |