January 16, 2002-8:57 a.m.

Attention: Gods of Spam!

I am not interested in your tantalizing offers of Viagra online. I have no use for Viagra in my life at this juncture.

I also am not interested/would never use a pill that will make my penis 2 to 3 inches longer. If I did, in fact, possess a penis, the fact that I also possess breasts would in all likelihood lead me to want minimize my penis.

I'm just guessing here since of course I've never possessed a penis. It could be that if I had one, I would want to increase its size.

The point I was trying to make here is that I DON'T have a penis so I would not need/want your product.

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