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January 15, 2002-5:59 a.m. What is in the water in Utah? The FBI has received over 25 calls from people in Utah who believe they have seen Osama Bin Laden in their neighborhood. He has evidently been spotted munching on a Big Mac and buying a drink at a local convenience store, as well as driving in a Volkswagon on the highway. Sure, the Olympics are being held there but I don�t think Osama is that hands-on a kind of guy. He�s more the type to watch the carnage unfold from the confines of a cozy, secret cave hideaway and then make a boring-ass video about it for his friends. So, people of Utah, I don�t think Osama is hanging there but if you see him again, why don�t you just make a citizen�s arrest? **Disclaimer: All characters in this diary are fictional. Any resemblance to actual people living or dead, real or imagined, is purely coincidental and unintentional.** |
