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June 09, 2004-9:31 p.m. Today I was snapping my Doublemint when I found a crown in my gum. I know. I know. Larry has already scolded me about chewing gum with crowns. I just can't stand the thought of breath like Whiny's. I also like to chew. I don't know if that is some sort of former smoker side effect. Maybe some deep-seated oral fixation from some subconsious slight as a child? I don't know! Anyway, I have to be in the dentist's office at 7am to be worked into the schedule somewhere. Maybe I can just chew that denture gum or something. **Disclaimer: All characters in this diary are fictional. Any resemblance to actual people living or dead, real or imagined, is purely coincidental and unintentional.** |
