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November 12, 2003-5:22 a.m. The doctor called me Monday night with the results of my tests. Everything looks great and I only have the one right ureter. I�m not sure whether the aliens stole it before the testing or the doctor mistook a dimple in my bladder for another ureter. Either way, I am no longer the novelty I was. It is good to hear good news for a change, though. As part of my bladder retraining effort, I have been instructed to reduce my caffeine intake. I get one caffeine-laced beverage a day. I am such a zombie. **Disclaimer: All characters in this diary are fictional. Any resemblance to actual people living or dead, real or imagined, is purely coincidental and unintentional.** |
