February 17, 2003-5:18 a.m. Girl scout cookies are tools of Satan, y'all. As if it weren't bad enough to be inundated with Valentine's candy, Friday was also the day the Girl Scout cookies were delivered. I am powerless in the presence of a box of Samoas. **Disclaimer: All characters in this diary are fictional. Any resemblance to actual people living or dead, real or imagined, is purely coincidental and unintentional.** |