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February 06, 2003-8:52 p.m. Recent conversational excerpt: Friend of Sa: �Did I tell you about the blowjob ring?� Sa: �No. Is it jewelry?� It wasn�t jewelry but I was thinking, what if it was? What would a blowjob ring look like exactly? *Note to self: Ruminate on why Microsoft Word spell checker would know the word blowjob. Marketing directly to pornographers, perhaps?* Would it be a really big diamond encrusted monstrosity? Or maybe something more symbolic like a snake crawling into a hole or a monkey eating a banana. The mind is a scary place sometimes. **Disclaimer: All characters in this diary are fictional. Any resemblance to actual people living or dead, real or imagined, is purely coincidental and unintentional.** |
