December 11, 2002-9:30 p.m. Now that I�ve paved the way for them, here comes a stampede of celebrities releasing a letter to the president opposing war with Iraq. Good Luck with that, y�all. I sent my own email to the president back in September. All I got was an auto-response. If he won�t listen to an internet superstar such as myself, what in the world makes them think he�s going to pay attention to a group of B-list celebrities like Mike Farrell? Puh-leez! Since Mr. Bush has been incommunicado, I took my fight up a notch and joined Rooting Out Evil. I will be joining Mission USA as Weapons Inspector #757. Any day now, I expect we�ll hear that Rob Lowe and Judd Nelson have joined me on the Weapons Inspection Team. Frickin� copycats! **Disclaimer: All characters in this diary are fictional. Any resemblance to actual people living or dead, real or imagined, is purely coincidental and unintentional.** |