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August 26, 2002-7:20 a.m. Look y�all! We have another finalist for lamest activity ever! Over the weekend, in Finland (nods to Sofia), the 7th Annual Air Guitar Championships took place. Thirty-two year old Briton, Zac �Mr. Magnet� Munro won for the second year in a row! Kudos, Magneto! Seriously though, don�t you think thirty-two is a bit old to be traveling the globe to compete in a contest where the object is not to be the best guitar player but to be the best pretend guitar player. I�m wondering if he has Air Groupies and if so, does he have to pay them or do they do it strictly for the opportunity of fame and glory competing in Air Fellatio contests. **Disclaimer: All characters in this diary are fictional. Any resemblance to actual people living or dead, real or imagined, is purely coincidental and unintentional.** |
