June 02, 2002-12:57 p.m. Attention! May I have everyone�s attention?! I have a very important announcement. Today is the one-year anniversary of this diary! *agonizingly long round of applause* Thank you. You may now return to your normal Sunday afternoon activities. **Disclaimer: All characters in this diary are fictional. Any resemblance to actual people living or dead, real or imagined, is purely coincidental and unintentional.** |