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March 29, 2002-9:01 p.m. I received this amusing anecdote in email the other day:
What I found most amusing was not the sentiment but the glaring grammatical errors. What exactly do you reckon a funeral recession is? Receding funeral? Funeral withdrawal? Has anyone ever seen a sudden funeral procession? I submit that they are anything but sudden; you can usually see them coming for miles. If that weren�t perplexing enough, how does one behave descently? Is it some sort of ancient ancestral ritual? Secret handshake? You have to know that whoever originally wrote this thought they were home free once they passed the spell check.
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