January 31, 2002-6:04 a.m. OK. If you need any more evidence of how utterly moronic our culture has become, I submit this. It seems our illustrious Attorney General was uncomfortable with the increasing incidences since September 11, that he has been photographed in front of a pair of partially nude Art Deco statues at the Justice Department. In order to ease his discomfort, the Justice Department has ordered a pair of $8000 drapes, which they presented as a cost saving measure since it costs $2000 to rent the drapes each time. All of this fuss because Ashcroft doesn�t want to be photographed in front of one stylized, exposed stainless steel breast. Here�s a radical notion: Move the cameras! Stop standing there! **Disclaimer: All characters in this diary are fictional. Any resemblance to actual people living or dead, real or imagined, is purely coincidental and unintentional.** |