March 04, 2003-8:41 p.m. I got an email today with this subject line: EnlargemVent of the pennis rocks Reckon this person has attended English-as-a-second-language courses? I never tire of these emails. As a public service for the more gullible and perhaps less endowed readers *like me* I�ve added some cynical commentary to the advert that will hopefully keep you from being hypnotized by all of the pretty colors and that babe in the bikini. People say I don�t care. I think they are choosing to ignore the countless noble efforts, such as this, that I�ve made in order to help my fellow inhabitants of the planet Earth in their daily struggles. **Disclaimer: All characters in this diary are fictional. Any resemblance to actual people living or dead, real or imagined, is purely coincidental and unintentional.** |