August 17, 2003-9:09 p.m. This is my nephew Derick. If I hadn�t already told you that Derick is my nephew, you would have known by this exchange overheard in Houston last weekend. Aunt Mary: �Who are you?� Derick: �I�m Derick� Aunt Mary: �Derick! I didn�t recognize you! I was looking at your baby pictures last night� Derick: �And you didn�t expect that I would grow?� **Disclaimer: All characters in this diary are fictional. Any resemblance to actual people living or dead, real or imagined, is purely coincidental and unintentional.** |