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April 16, 2003-7:49 p.m. I know we�re in a war and everything and that the economy is teetering on the brink of recession and that�s got us all bummed out but that doesn�t mean we have to completely give up and accept the mediocre, especially from our fortune cookies. This is the fortune that was in my coworker�s cookie today: �It�s better to get something done late than never.� What kind of crap is that? I could probably get a job writing those things if that�s all of the imagination it takes. Sa�s Sample Fortunes: �You should really have that mole checked out.� �I wouldn�t say that if I were you.� �There really isn�t someone for everyone. Get over it.� �Everyone thinks you�re a dork.� �Under every bridge in life you cross is a troll with your name engraved on his heart.� �Orange is so not your color.� �Fair? Life? Who said?� **Disclaimer: All characters in this diary are fictional. Any resemblance to actual people living or dead, real or imagined, is purely coincidental and unintentional.** |
