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February 26, 2002-9:36 p.m. My inspiration today: M0ok! One day, not long ago, I was toweling off after my shower and when my eyes lit upon a snow-white hair amongst my pubes! Once I regained consciousness, I checked to be sure that I wasn�t hallucinating in some sort of flashback associated with extensive late 1970s-era high school drug use. Nope. It was real and definitely attached to my body, not just some errant white hair that had somehow found it�s way to my pubic region. �Oh my God!� I began to panic. �Christ! I am only 43 years old! That�s much, much too young for this shit!� In a sudden moment of decisiveness, I reached down and ripped the feeble white hair out by its roots. Nobody but me saw it. No one but me need know about it. Oh. And now�y�all! Aliquot
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