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January 08, 2002-6:02 a.m. Today in Sa-land we return once again to the compelling subject of your favorite and mine�the trucker�s daughter! TD (in a tone that would indicate righteous indignation and the possibility of scandal ahead): �Y�all know what my pastor said yesterday, from the pulpit?� Team: �No. What?� Okay. The team actually made no response. I�m invoking my artistic license here and embellishing a little for dramatic effect. TD: �Anal retentive� Team: Complete and utter silence. It was deafening. TD: �OK. I guess you had to be there but when he said it, everyone in the congregation starting laughing.� I got this picture, then, of an entire congregation of indigent mobile home dwellers whose only context for the word anal is in association with alien abductions saying to themselves: �He said anal. Heh, heh.� *Jen falls off of her chair laughing.* **Disclaimer: All characters in this diary are fictional. Any resemblance to actual people living or dead, real or imagined, is purely coincidental and unintentional.** |
