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June 08, 2008-7:40 p.m. You know nurses have a four year degree and are ostensibly of a higher intellectual caliber than say your run of the mill Fine Arts major. As you may have recalled my mentioning some time back, I work for a health insurance company. Recently, they have moved some work from home trainee nurses for the 24 hour Dial-A-Nurse line into our area. Mostly it seems they talk about bowel movements, vomiting and the shingles vaccine but occasionally I get to hear some doosies. Here are some actual quotes overheard by our Sa:
There are so many internets to choose from.
Do you think that the only reason I know the difference between sclerosis and whatever the hell that nurse thought the patient was talking about is because I was in the bar business? This one is my favorite: |
