I read this article about deal breakers�the things that would be such a turn-off that you would ditch an otherwise viable partner.

Here�s my list:

1. Fake hair. Bald is a million times better than fake hair or a comb-over.

2. Fuzzy teeth. The oral-hygienically-challenged need not apply. It helps if you still have most of your teeth, too.

3. Must not possess music by Michael Bolton, Barry Manilow, or *shudder* Garth Brooks.

4. No Trekkies, obsessive Star Wars freaks, or Lord of the Ring-ophiles. I don�t speak Vulcan and I�d rather my man not either.

5. Sort of along the same lines, no New Age crystal wearing wizard worshippers.

6. No bigots, homophobes or misogynists.

7. Must not drive a Festiva!

8. Absolutely MUST have a sense of humor.

9. Brains�possess them, use them.

10. Keep the gadgets on your person to a bare minimum. Is there really any pressing need to have a cell phone, a beeper and a palm pilot hanging on your belt at all times? Deduct extra points if you appear anywhere other than your car wearing the �hands-free� cell phone devices.

11. WWF�need I say more?

12. Talk radio listeners.

I think this might become a serial but for now, it�s time for me to get my beauty sleep.

Sa-land

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