June 23, 2002-8:22 p.m. I went to a wedding yesterday. Here�s the happy couple: Oh, wait! That�s not them! Those are groomsmen. Here they are: Damn it! This isn�t them, either! This is my sainted assistant and the letter lady! Maybe this is them: Oops! They�re the DJs! Not that they aren�t a cute couple or anything! Um: Okay, at least I got the bride this time! But that so is not the groom! One last try: It�s them! This is the only picture I got of them together. I SO suck as a wedding photographer! **Disclaimer: All characters in this diary are fictional. Any resemblance to actual people living or dead, real or imagined, is purely coincidental and unintentional.** |